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icedcooly: “ good morning. ”
icedcooly

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  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
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  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
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  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
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